So there's this dance at school called Carousel of Roses. It's basically a Sadie Hawkins dance that requires girls, like me, to spend around $100 on a guy. This year it's at the Westin Hotel Stonebriar in Frisco, Tx. In other words, my wonderful, and attractive date will have to drive us very far. But at least he'll have a wonderful date, me, in a nice dress.